My English teaching abilities are wonderful. I am helping the young folk of this generation to master the difficult art of communication… to express themselves in written, oral and technological ways to ensure that they will be happy, productive members of society. My job is unequalled in importance and I take it seriously.
Today I had an impromtu spelling bee with my year 9s. Apparently the words “afrade”, “chiken”, “similiar” and karrot” are difficult to spell.
Relax! The next generation are obviously safe with me.