A joke for Sunday. I’m quilting and knitting.

Two Aussie blokes, Kev and Bruce die at the same time and find themselves in
Hell. The Devil pays them a visit to see how they’re
getting on and finds them in shorts and t-shirts, enjoying a BBQ….

“Is this place not hot enough for you?” asks the Devil..

Bruce says “Oh mate..we’re from Australia…we love the heat. It’s just like a
summer’s day.”

Feeling angry, the Devil decides he’ll fix these two and turns the heat up to
maximum. Everywhere in Hell, people are wailing and moaning from
the heat and satisfied with the result, the Devil decides to check back in on
the two Aussies

He’s furious to find Kev and Bruce flipping the snags on the barbie, knocking
back a couple of stubbies in their thongs and singlets,
laughing and chatting.
“How can you guys be comfortable in this heat?” screams the Devil. Everyone
else in Hell is absolutely miserable, but you two
are actually enjoying it!”

“Awww come on mate…says Kev. I spent last summer in Darwin. It’s actually nice
to have some dry heat for a change”

The Devil storms off, scheming how to fix these two. After thinking about it for
a while he hits on an idea. If the two Aussies love the
heat so much, he’s gonna turn it all off, which he does. After a night without
heat, Hell is 40 below. Icicles are hanging off the roof and if the
residents were unhappy about the heat, they are now bitterly miserable from the
cold.

The next morning the Devil checks back in on the two Aussies. He finds them
jumping for joy, laughing and carrying on like they’re having the time
of their lives. The Devil is beside himself with rage and screams “WHAT IS GOING
ON? How can you two be happy about this?”

Kev says…Mate, don’t you know? Hell’s frozen over!…COLLINGWOOD must have won
the Premiership!

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11 Responses to A joke for Sunday. I’m quilting and knitting.

  1. Very droll – except the bit where Collingwood won….

  2. Lorraine says:

    Funny…having heard this one before my first thought when Collingwood won was that hell would be frozen over..LOL…and I am a Collingwood fan (but don’t hold that against me!)

  3. Jenny Howden says:

    Carna Pies !!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. Urspo says:

    I think I got it.

  5. river says:

    Oh, that’s hilarious!
    Ha Ha Ha.

  6. nicole says:

    Hehehe *gigglesnort* very noice.

  7. Red Nomad OZ says:

    Haha! But then, as an anything but Collingwood fan, I’m going to like it, aren’t I!!

    Happy travels!!

  8. Andi says:

    Love it!!
    Go Pies!!!

  9. Lightening says:

    LOVE IT! Needed that laugh! 🙂 Even if Collingwood have won TWICE in “my time”.

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