1. Identical Twins.
I have a set of absolutely identical twins in my year 7 class. Lovely girls called Paris and Elle. In class Paris was being a bit loud and was turned around talking with someone, so I called her name, then when she turned around I cied out and covered my eyes, saying, “Turn back around! I’ve never seen anyone as hideous as you…” then of course I turned to look at Elle and shuddered as if I was in great pain.
Paris laughed, turned to Elle, pointed a finger at her and said, “Ha ha! You’re ugly!”
It looked like she was talking to her own reflection. Funniest thing I’ve seen in ages.
2. The sound of one hand clapping…
Year 9 English. I’d just broken the news to them that they’ll be writing an essay tomorrow morning. Julian made a most peculiar sound, like a mutant mammal giving birth. It was a bit annoying, so when Eleri started laughing her head off I glared at her and said icily, “In what way could that noise possibly be amusing?”
Still laughing, she said, “I’m sorry Miss. It sounded just like a giraffe… except that giraffes don’t make any sound.”