Yesterday I came out to go to work and Maris was sitting on the terracotta plate I have over the worm feeding station in the front wicking bed. It must have been warm on her nether regions. Cats always find the most comfortable place.
Yesterday after work I went to Grant’s Nursery on Nepean Highway and found a Bacon tree. Yes! My dream has now been realised. Every teenage boy should have access to a Bacon tree. Mick was coming to work on the water tank so I texted him that there was a new thing he had to find, then used the flocells to give him a hint.
See? Why would I lie to you? It IS a bacon tree.
Bertie was watching me. I don’t think he approved.