Tim Minchin and a joke.

The beginning of term means I’m run off my feet. I’ll be back to regular posting soon. Tonight the boys and i are going to see Tim Minchin, which was my family Christmas present last year.
Here’s a little taste. Stick with it… it’s fabulous and very funny.

And before I race off in 3 different directions at once (Dear God! It’s already 7.30AM!!!) here’s a joke:

An atheist was walking through the woods.

‘What majestic trees!’What powerful rivers!’What beautiful animals!’ he said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.

He turned to look and saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.

He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him.

He looked over his shoulder again and the bear was even closer.

He tripped and fell on the ground, rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him….

At that instant the Atheist cried out, ‘Oh my God!’

Time Stopped.The bear froze.The forest was silent.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.

‘You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don’t exist and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament ? Am I to count you as a believer ?’

The atheist looked directly into the light and with a flash of inspiration said, ‘It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian ?’

‘Very well,’ said the voice.

The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head and spoke:

‘For what I am about to receive, may the Lord make me truly thankful, Amen.’

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6 Responses to Tim Minchin and a joke.

  1. I loooove Tim Minchin and am going tonight too. Yay! Good joke.

  2. I’m very jealous.

    Have a fantastic time.

  3. Pru says:

    I just saw Tim Minchin in Sydney on Friday! (3rd) He was INCREDIBLE!!! I loved it, he is just so unbelievably talented! Watching him play the piano was mind-blowing. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did!

  4. andi says:

    As the mother of 2 Gingers, thanks for posting that song.
    Have a ball tonight!!!

  5. river says:

    Ha Ha!! fabulous atheist joke! I have to copy that and pin it to the notice board at work.

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