Is this a sign from God to go shopping after losing 17 kilos this year?
Today in period 6 on the last day of classes, I let the kids have a class party. We set up a couple of tables at the front with lollies and soft drink while most of them sat at the tables and waited.
I called out, “Ok kids! Come and get it!” and stepped to the side as all 28 of them surged forward.
As I did so my skirt gently fell TO THE FLOOR. To make it even more obvious I’m wearing florescent pink tights bright enough to sear your eyeballs.
I bent down in a heartbeat and hoiked my skirt back up around my hips, glancing around the room as I did so.
NOT ONE OF THEM SAW. They were all so intent on the food.
I’m the luckiest teacher in Melbourne!